55 terrible tattoos you couldn’t pay us to get

1. Decisions Decisions Decisions

We can’t go back, but we can certainly learn grammar at a young age. The incorrect spelling of the word “decisions” makes us wonder how no one has been able to prevent this sinking since the first comma.

2. Wish Upon A Star

This calamity of a constellation seems to be the direct continuation of the famous series «Twilight Zone». In this episode, we present a powerful lesson that seems not to be able to be learned by the protagonist in the foreseeable future.

3. God’s Plan?

If Man was made in the image of God, then I’m not quite so sure he would want to be mocked in a tattoo. To make the matter more interesting, it looks like the subject preferred praising how far gone he was in getting this tattoo branded rather than actually honoring his father.

4. Skeletor-a

Hey I have a great idea! Let’s celebrate The Day of the Dead every day and while we’re at it lets go steal from the local Walmart down the street! The police will never suspect a thing!

5. Livestrong Or Die Hard

They say only the strongest will survive, however, I don’t know what strength it took to carve this ghastly eyesore. I think the strongest thing that will come out of this isn’t necessarily z living, but instead her ability to make it out of this life without getting an infectious amount of eyebrow raises.

6. Brethe Practices

I see this and I understand that it’s just a test of balance: how long can I stare at this without mentally capsizing my brain into the depths of confusion. I’m just going to breathe and pretend I never saw this.

7. Marilyn Mon-Rose
I can get the creative idea behind this work. Now when it comes to creative execution, it seems my eyeballs get pricked at just a glance. The rose sticks out about as awkward as your 7-year-old nephew bringing in a Halloween costume for Christmas.

8. The Missing Jigsaw

Nothing comes close to the sensation of feeling complete. Unfortunately for these two, these pieces don’t come in one package.

 

9. Claw and Disorder

Now for the next act! On stage is the giant alien crab from Planet Tatooine! Be wary of its abnormal size and freakishly intimidating eyes.

10. Happily Never After

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me for a third time and just let’s just pretend it never happened.

11. With Great Nolege Comes Great Responsibility

The silent k strikes again on another unsuspecting victim. What hurts more than the misspelled word is probably the font style that resembles that of a 1st grader getting acquainted with how to write out the alphabet.

12. No Think No Ink

Maybe a pen should have been used instead of permanent tattoo ink to avoid this terrible ocurrence. What pains me the most is the fact that the artist was able to spell “gain” correctly, but was off by one letter.

13. Life Your Best Life

No sense in hiding from the obvious that this person truly lives life on the edge. So much on the edge, in fact, that I can only assume he did this in reverence of being a grammar rebel. Indeed you only live once, so I highly suggest this person grab a dictionary before its too late.

14. History Repeats Itself

In a head-scratching new development we now see that we cannot learn the errors in our way. The true mystery lies in uncovering who the assortment of misters are.

15. All-In-One Advertisement

Look no further for the perfect fast food restaurant life hack. If ever your phone has no battery you can rest assure your fingers can always help you decide where you’re getting your next batch of cholesterol. Just be sure you’re willing to keep these ads going for a very, very long time.

16. Come One Come All

I’m a firm believer in never setting limits on your child’s abilities, but I might make an exception after seeing this. Hopefully, she becomes a prodigy and never looks back at a moment where she should’ve decided to stop herself from committing any more mistakes.